Today, President Jimmy Jimmies has released a press release at 13:35 GMT+1 (Paris time) addressing the "emergency" statement from the Leader of the Opposition, JaydonAlFayeed (Mouvement Democrate) which contains exhibits including a video of President Jimmy Jimmies, and the newly appointed Chairperson of the Special Committee on Legislative Reform and Foreign Influence PoopSnake04 dressed up in traditional Arabic clothing with illegal firearms on a boat discharging said weapons and killing several and detonating a bomb.

Furthermore, the document would go on discrediting the statements of the President and entourage, which claimed "[...] that the Jordanians have raided France and taken over a boat," continuing by claiming that "That is President Jimmy is a murderer and committed dangerous offences towards French citizens." The statement would end off that the President has allegedly tried to pin the blame upon JaydonAlFayeed, and calling on him to resign and the Police Nationale to launch an investigation.

Now, in the press release, the President issued an apology with regard to his actions, stating that, "I pledge to you, this shall not occur again." before continuing to criticise the corruption allegations, calling them "outrageous" defending his appointments to tooth and nail as "[...] the most distinguished individuals within France, they have a history of serving the nation." He would continue on calling upon the "Silent Majority" for support, stating that a "loud minority" cannot divide the country continuing to attack and discredit without naming a certain group.